Manager are like police officers; we're always around when you don't want us to be, and if you really need one, you can't find one. Our favorite hiding spot is the office. Here are the top 10 reasons why I ignore staff when they knock on the door:
10. I'm actually trying to work, and there's another manager on the floor.
9. I know there's another manager on the floor, and I'm being lazy.
8. I'm having a disciplinary discussion with an employee.
7. I'm making a personal phone call, texting, or playing games.
6. I need to grab more cocaine, Adderall, or other substance to enhance my performance and improve my mood.
5. I can see who it is on the camera and don't want to deal with them.
4. I'm with another manager talking shit about employees.
3. I'm going through the surveillance videos to see what I can use against someone.
2. I'm looking at porn on my iPhone.
1. I just farted.
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